12:14 AM
Ms. Gold Digger, (You know who you are!)
Remember how I said that at the end of the month I was going to make a lot of money? Well good news my ship came in. Now, I know you were a little apprehensive about it because I wouldn't tell you exactly how I was making the money, but let me put those fears aside. It wasn't drugs. It wasn't selling some sperm . It wasn't anything illegal or immoral in anyway. It was a bet I won by courting you for 2 Years.
You're probably getting mad right now or think this is a dumb, cruel joke; but its not, and you don't need to get angry. In fact we can both enjoy a good laugh if we just take a step back and think about our relationship objectively for a minute. I'm sure after realizing how illogical the two of us being together without one of us doing it to win something is, you will see the humor and intelligence in me taking such a bet.
First off, I mean, me honestly courting you? You're a great girl and all, but, come on. I don't want to get into a game of who-can-do-better-than-whom, let's just leave it at that and enjoy a good laugh at how implausible us being together without one of us trying to win a bet is. And second, it's a lot of money. Granted, no one would've fake dated you for chump change, but I made a pretty penny considering that even. Sure, it wasn't as easy money as I thought it was going to be. I mean with the all the yak yak yak, and the being seen in public and the massaging and the well, other stuff I had to do to keep the charade up. I really earned it this last 2 Years.
I do want to tell you that of all the dupes in the world, I'm not not glad that it was you. Being with you was really not that horrible. It was even tolerable at times, and I thank you for that. I would like to say "we can still be friends" but that wasn't part of the wager. You understand.
Thanks For Everything,
Jamhes
P.S. I can't get into specifics, but get yourself some penicillin and Gold Bond.
posted by Jamhes @ 12:14 AM
7:24 AM
At first, after graduation, i never really realized that I am going to be involved in a call center.
Well, I did. It has always been my prayer that I would have a job that will teach me, related to my field of course and interest, and bless me with the skills I need to cope and survive in this competetion called "Life". As for me, I never desired to have a call center career, honestly at first, I really hate to work at jobs that kind. Sometimes i despise it and swear not to put my self in front of my desk doing calls for the rest of the day.
Well, God did, he had blessed me not only a job but a new mission to conquer for my own future and His ministry. Everything changed, things gone tough and yet there is no reason or force that would lead me to giving up this fight.
So guys, just always trust and "communicate" with Him. I bet my life on it... He never fails...
By the way, I was blessed again, I am the IT Officer of the company! I'm not saying this because I am proud. I just want to share how great He is in my life even though I don't deserve anything, but hey! See what He did... My ass was saved from those phone calls! Haha!
posted by Jamhes @ 7:24 AM
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
8:51 PM
well at last... nakapagblog din. uhmm.. eto puyatin ako ngaun kasi kagagaling ko lang sa sakit tapos ngayun naman ung bro ko ooperahan. badtrip nauubos ang pera kakapagamot. kaya kayo mga bata kumain ng wasto at balanse, uminom ng sapat na tubig sa maghapon para di magkasakit. hmm... un lng muna.. hehehe... ge! ja! YA HA!
posted by Jamhes @ 8:51 PM
Saturday, October 22, 2005
10:18 AM
posted by Jamhes @ 10:18 AM
9:11 AM
Old skul jokes naman tayo, wala akong maisulat dito... sensya na po... ^_^ busy eh...
"Sulat Ni Itay:
Dear Son,
Medyo mabagal akong magsulat ngayon dahil alam ko na mabagal kang magbasa. Nandito na kami sa probinsya para tirahan ang bagong bili na bahay pero hindi ko maibibigay sa iyo ang address dahil dinala ng dating nakatira ang number para daw hindi na sila magpapalit ng address. Maganda ang lugar na ito at malayo sa Manila. Dalawang beses lang umulan sa linggong ito, tatlong araw noong una at apat na araw naman nung pangalawa. Nakakainis lang ang mga paninda dito katulad na nabili kong shampoo dahil ayaw bumula. Nakasulat kasi sa labas ay FOR DRY HAIR kaya hindi ko binabasa ang buhok ko pag ginagamit ko. Mamaya ay ibabalik ko sa tindahan at magrereklamo ako. Noong isang araw naman ay hindi ako makapasok sa bahay dahil ayaw bumukas ang padlock. Nakasulat kasi ay YALE, aba eh namalat na ako sa kakasigaw ay hindi pa din bumubukas. Magrereklamo din ako dun sa nagbenta ng bahay, akala nila ay hindi ko alam na SIGAW ang tagalog ng YALE, wise yata ito! Mayroon nga pala akong nabili dito na magandang Jacket at tiyak na magugustuhan mo. Ipinadala ko na sa iyo sa DHL, medyo mahal daw dahil mabigat ang mga butones kaya ang ginawa ko ay tinanggal ko na lang ang mga butones at inilagay ko sa mga bulsa. Ikabit mo na lang pagdating diyan. Nagpadala na din ako ng tseke para sa mga nasalanta ng bagyo,hindi ko na pinirmahan dahil gusto kong maging anonymous donor. Ang kapatid mo nga palang si Jude ay may trabaho na dito, mayroon siyang 500 na tao na under sa kanya. Nag-gugupit siya ngayon ng damo sa Memorial Park, okey naman ang kita above minimum ang sahod. Wala na akong masyadong balita. Sumulat ka na lang ng madalas.
Love, Papa
P.S.
Maglalagay sana ako ng pera kaya lang ay naisara ko na ang envelope. Next time na lang ha?
Sagot sa Sulat:
Mahal kong Ama,
Natanggap ko po ang inyong sulat at natutuwa po ako na nakalipat na kayo sa bagong tirahan sa probinsya. Nakakalungkot po rin pala dito sa Amerika. Na mi-miss ko na po ang aking mga kamag-anak at mga kaibigan. Pati po yu mga pagkain dyan na mi-miss ko na rin...lalo na po ang taho, banana cue tsaka po yun paborito kong sisig. Minsan po ay nagpunta ako sa botika dahil sumasakit po yun aking kasu-kasuan. Pero wala raw po silang tindang Salonpas. Natanggap po ba nyo yun mga padala ko? Yun pong mga tsokolate't mga candy ay pakilagay nyo sa garapon. Markahan nyo po yun garapon ng "ASIN" para wag langgamin. Tsaka pwede nyo na pong buksan at lutuin yun Corned Beef na isang taon ng naka-display dyan sa cabinet sa kusina. Marami po akong pinadala kasi sale ng Libby's. Salamat nga po pala duon sa isang espasol na inipit nyo sa sulat, ngayon lang po ako nakakain ng espasol na manipis. Wag na lang po kayo uling mag-iipit ng kakainin sa sulat kasi mahigpit po ang post office dito. Until next time na lang po at papasok na po ako sa trabaho.
Your loving son, Tukmol"
Ahihihi... Corny ba? La lang talaga ako magawa... heheheh...
posted by Jamhes @ 9:11 AM
9:40 PM
Subject:Test your eyes
ALZHEIMERS' TEST
Count every "F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... (SEE BELOW)
HOW MANY ?
.... 3?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. READ IT AGAIN !
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Send this to your friends. It will drive them crazy.! And keep them occupied for several minutes..!
posted by Jamhes @ 9:40 PM
5:47 AM
Haha! Try this! Its cool... I hate the results though... ^_^
Your Brain is 46.67% Female, 53.33% Male |
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve |
posted by Jamhes @ 5:47 AM
3:46 AM
"It's not the student's fault if he fails in his subjects."Bakit?
"Because the year only has 365 days."
And when you take these factors/things into consideration...
1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year. Sunday is restday.? Therefore...
Days left: 313.
2. Summer - 50 days of very hot weather. Mahirap mag-aral kapag mainit.
Days left: 263.
3. Sleep - Kailangan ng 8 hours araw-araw, hindi ba? Calculate. This equals to 130 days.
Days left: 133.
4. Relaxation - kailangan mo ng isang oras per day,sabi nila (for good health); which translates to 15days.
Days left: 118.
5. Pagkain - tatlong meals, snacktime, 2 hours estimate to chew properly,equals 30 days.
Days left: 88.
6. Chit-Chat - "man is a social animal". So sabihin nanating isang oras bawat araw kang nakikipag-chikahan; total: 15 days.
Days left: 73.
7. Chores/Leisure-araw araw naglalaro ka for entertainment and gumagawa ng mga gawaing pambahay which translates into 27 days.
Days left: 46.
8. Festivals/holidays/mga araw para sa RALLY o MOB -37 days.
Balance: 9 days.
9. Illness - nagkakasakit ka rin naman minsan, hindiba? Sabihin na nating apat na araw kada taon.
Remaining days: 5.
10. Organizations/Extra-Curricular activities -siyempre may mga org activities pa. So 4 na araw paradun, sabihin natin.
1 day left.
11. Tapos, that 1 day is your birthday. How can you study during that day?
Natitirang araw: 0, none.
"SAN ISISINGIT NGAYON ANG PAG-AARAL?!?"
posted by Jamhes @ 3:46 AM
12:14 AM
Ms. Gold Digger, (You know who you are!)
Remember how I said that at the end of the month I was going to make a lot of money? Well good news my ship came in. Now, I know you were a little apprehensive about it because I wouldn't tell you exactly how I was making the money, but let me put those fears aside. It wasn't drugs. It wasn't selling some sperm . It wasn't anything illegal or immoral in anyway. It was a bet I won by courting you for 2 Years.
You're probably getting mad right now or think this is a dumb, cruel joke; but its not, and you don't need to get angry. In fact we can both enjoy a good laugh if we just take a step back and think about our relationship objectively for a minute. I'm sure after realizing how illogical the two of us being together without one of us doing it to win something is, you will see the humor and intelligence in me taking such a bet.
First off, I mean, me honestly courting you? You're a great girl and all, but, come on. I don't want to get into a game of who-can-do-better-than-whom, let's just leave it at that and enjoy a good laugh at how implausible us being together without one of us trying to win a bet is. And second, it's a lot of money. Granted, no one would've fake dated you for chump change, but I made a pretty penny considering that even. Sure, it wasn't as easy money as I thought it was going to be. I mean with the all the yak yak yak, and the being seen in public and the massaging and the well, other stuff I had to do to keep the charade up. I really earned it this last 2 Years.
I do want to tell you that of all the dupes in the world, I'm not not glad that it was you. Being with you was really not that horrible. It was even tolerable at times, and I thank you for that. I would like to say "we can still be friends" but that wasn't part of the wager. You understand.
Thanks For Everything,
Jamhes
P.S. I can't get into specifics, but get yourself some penicillin and Gold Bond.
7:24 AM
At first, after graduation, i never really realized that I am going to be involved in a call center.
Well, I did. It has always been my prayer that I would have a job that will teach me, related to my field of course and interest, and bless me with the skills I need to cope and survive in this competetion called "Life". As for me, I never desired to have a call center career, honestly at first, I really hate to work at jobs that kind. Sometimes i despise it and swear not to put my self in front of my desk doing calls for the rest of the day.
Well, God did, he had blessed me not only a job but a new mission to conquer for my own future and His ministry. Everything changed, things gone tough and yet there is no reason or force that would lead me to giving up this fight.
So guys, just always trust and "communicate" with Him. I bet my life on it... He never fails...
By the way, I was blessed again, I am the IT Officer of the company! I'm not saying this because I am proud. I just want to share how great He is in my life even though I don't deserve anything, but hey! See what He did... My ass was saved from those phone calls! Haha!
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
8:51 PM
well at last... nakapagblog din. uhmm.. eto puyatin ako ngaun kasi kagagaling ko lang sa sakit tapos ngayun naman ung bro ko ooperahan. badtrip nauubos ang pera kakapagamot. kaya kayo mga bata kumain ng wasto at balanse, uminom ng sapat na tubig sa maghapon para di magkasakit. hmm... un lng muna.. hehehe... ge! ja! YA HA!
Saturday, October 22, 2005
10:18 AM
9:11 AM
Old skul jokes naman tayo, wala akong maisulat dito... sensya na po... ^_^ busy eh...
"Sulat Ni Itay:
Dear Son,
Medyo mabagal akong magsulat ngayon dahil alam ko na mabagal kang magbasa. Nandito na kami sa probinsya para tirahan ang bagong bili na bahay pero hindi ko maibibigay sa iyo ang address dahil dinala ng dating nakatira ang number para daw hindi na sila magpapalit ng address. Maganda ang lugar na ito at malayo sa Manila. Dalawang beses lang umulan sa linggong ito, tatlong araw noong una at apat na araw naman nung pangalawa. Nakakainis lang ang mga paninda dito katulad na nabili kong shampoo dahil ayaw bumula. Nakasulat kasi sa labas ay FOR DRY HAIR kaya hindi ko binabasa ang buhok ko pag ginagamit ko. Mamaya ay ibabalik ko sa tindahan at magrereklamo ako. Noong isang araw naman ay hindi ako makapasok sa bahay dahil ayaw bumukas ang padlock. Nakasulat kasi ay YALE, aba eh namalat na ako sa kakasigaw ay hindi pa din bumubukas. Magrereklamo din ako dun sa nagbenta ng bahay, akala nila ay hindi ko alam na SIGAW ang tagalog ng YALE, wise yata ito! Mayroon nga pala akong nabili dito na magandang Jacket at tiyak na magugustuhan mo. Ipinadala ko na sa iyo sa DHL, medyo mahal daw dahil mabigat ang mga butones kaya ang ginawa ko ay tinanggal ko na lang ang mga butones at inilagay ko sa mga bulsa. Ikabit mo na lang pagdating diyan. Nagpadala na din ako ng tseke para sa mga nasalanta ng bagyo,hindi ko na pinirmahan dahil gusto kong maging anonymous donor. Ang kapatid mo nga palang si Jude ay may trabaho na dito, mayroon siyang 500 na tao na under sa kanya. Nag-gugupit siya ngayon ng damo sa Memorial Park, okey naman ang kita above minimum ang sahod. Wala na akong masyadong balita. Sumulat ka na lang ng madalas.
Love, Papa
P.S.
Maglalagay sana ako ng pera kaya lang ay naisara ko na ang envelope. Next time na lang ha?
Sagot sa Sulat:
Mahal kong Ama,
Natanggap ko po ang inyong sulat at natutuwa po ako na nakalipat na kayo sa bagong tirahan sa probinsya. Nakakalungkot po rin pala dito sa Amerika. Na mi-miss ko na po ang aking mga kamag-anak at mga kaibigan. Pati po yu mga pagkain dyan na mi-miss ko na rin...lalo na po ang taho, banana cue tsaka po yun paborito kong sisig. Minsan po ay nagpunta ako sa botika dahil sumasakit po yun aking kasu-kasuan. Pero wala raw po silang tindang Salonpas. Natanggap po ba nyo yun mga padala ko? Yun pong mga tsokolate't mga candy ay pakilagay nyo sa garapon. Markahan nyo po yun garapon ng "ASIN" para wag langgamin. Tsaka pwede nyo na pong buksan at lutuin yun Corned Beef na isang taon ng naka-display dyan sa cabinet sa kusina. Marami po akong pinadala kasi sale ng Libby's. Salamat nga po pala duon sa isang espasol na inipit nyo sa sulat, ngayon lang po ako nakakain ng espasol na manipis. Wag na lang po kayo uling mag-iipit ng kakainin sa sulat kasi mahigpit po ang post office dito. Until next time na lang po at papasok na po ako sa trabaho.
Your loving son, Tukmol"
Ahihihi... Corny ba? La lang talaga ako magawa... heheheh...
9:40 PM
Subject:Test your eyes
ALZHEIMERS' TEST
Count every "F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... (SEE BELOW)
HOW MANY ?
.... 3?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. READ IT AGAIN !
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Send this to your friends. It will drive them crazy.! And keep them occupied for several minutes..!
5:47 AM
Haha! Try this! Its cool... I hate the results though... ^_^
Your Brain is 46.67% Female, 53.33% Male |
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve |
3:46 AM
"It's not the student's fault if he fails in his subjects."Bakit?
"Because the year only has 365 days."
And when you take these factors/things into consideration...
1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year. Sunday is restday.? Therefore...
Days left: 313.
2. Summer - 50 days of very hot weather. Mahirap mag-aral kapag mainit.
Days left: 263.
3. Sleep - Kailangan ng 8 hours araw-araw, hindi ba? Calculate. This equals to 130 days.
Days left: 133.
4. Relaxation - kailangan mo ng isang oras per day,sabi nila (for good health); which translates to 15days.
Days left: 118.
5. Pagkain - tatlong meals, snacktime, 2 hours estimate to chew properly,equals 30 days.
Days left: 88.
6. Chit-Chat - "man is a social animal". So sabihin nanating isang oras bawat araw kang nakikipag-chikahan; total: 15 days.
Days left: 73.
7. Chores/Leisure-araw araw naglalaro ka for entertainment and gumagawa ng mga gawaing pambahay which translates into 27 days.
Days left: 46.
8. Festivals/holidays/mga araw para sa RALLY o MOB -37 days.
Balance: 9 days.
9. Illness - nagkakasakit ka rin naman minsan, hindiba? Sabihin na nating apat na araw kada taon.
Remaining days: 5.
10. Organizations/Extra-Curricular activities -siyempre may mga org activities pa. So 4 na araw paradun, sabihin natin.
1 day left.
11. Tapos, that 1 day is your birthday. How can you study during that day?
Natitirang araw: 0, none.
"SAN ISISINGIT NGAYON ANG PAG-AARAL?!?"
